FML

I am poisoned by him.

Unfortunately, he is not.

Fuck.


So, I like a guy who is 6 years younger than me. He's 22.

Why do I like him? I don't even know. I'm hoping to wake up from it soon.

Because why? Because he only sees me as a friend.




Why I shouldn't like A
1. He skulks around.
2. He is a chronic gamer. Games > me.
3. He has long hair.
4. He doesn't even have a job yet.
5. He has slimmer ankles than me.
6. He didn't even pick me up from home, not even once.